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Stupid.

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Bunch of dumbasses going around in
circles.

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Yeah, yeah, stupid.

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It's like just a bunch of dumbasses
going around in circles.

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This is the coolest show in the history
of television.

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Yeah, it's like, it's the coolest show
in the history of television.

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Damn it, Beavis, why do you always do
that?

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Why do I always do what?

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How come every time I say something,
you, like, say the same thing?

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How come every time before I say
something, you say the same thing?

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It's like, you just do it first.

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See, Beavis, you just did it again.

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See, see, you just did it again.

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Damn it, Beavis.

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Yeah, yeah, see, that's what I was going
to say, yeah.

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I was going to say, damn it.

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Hey, Beavis, I'm a big stupid butthole
and my mom's a slut.

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Yeah, yeah, I was just going to say,
you're a big stupid butthole and my

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slut.

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Hey, Beavis.

21
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You want to go break something?

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Hey, Beavis, you want to go break
something?

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Hey,

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Beavis, remember that time we broke
Stewart's Aquarium?

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Damn it, Beavis, cut it out.

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Damn it, Beavis, cut it out.

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Okay, Beavis.

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You're going to do everything I do?

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Ow! Cool.

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Dumbass.

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Cool.

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Dumbass.

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Damn it, Beavis. You almost got me
killed with this crap. Now cut it out.

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it, Beavis. You almost got me killed
with this crap. Now cut it out.

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Whoa. Whoa.

38
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Okay, Beavis.

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Hey,

40
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Todd.

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Hey, Todd.

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Hey, what in the hell do you little
turds want?

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Beavis wants your check.

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Beavis wants your chick.

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That'd be cool.

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I think you want to get your ass's
chick.

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Hey, just wait here a second.

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This won't take long.

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Yeah, just wait here a second.

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This won't take long.

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Just wait here a second. This won't take
long.

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Man, don't you ever interrupt me again
when I'm getting it on or you both will

53
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die. I think you need to apologize for
your rude interruption.

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Uh, alright.

55
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Something's wrong with you, Beavis.

56
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Yeah.

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Oh, um, something's wrong with you,
Beavis.

58
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Yeah.

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Todd thought you really wanted his
chick.

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Well, that was cool.

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Yeah.

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Todd thought I really wanted his chick.

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That was cool.

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Dammit, Beavis, I'm gonna start copying
you.

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No way!

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You can't copy me, because I'm copying
you.

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Yes, I can.

68
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No, you can't.

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Yes, I... Uh, wait a minute.

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No, you can't.

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What?

72
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Oh, yeah, I mean... No, you can't.

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This video freaks me out. It's like, you
know, I get all excited when I see the

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chicks, and then I see these stubby
dudes, and it, like, makes my testes

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into my globules.

76
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Yeah.

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It gives me a special feeling in my
seminiferous pubules.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I want to do every single girl in this
video.

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You want to do, like, every girl in
every video, Beavis?

81
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Um, no.

82
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Not really.

83
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Uh, name one girl in a video that you
wouldn't want to do.

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Boy, I mean, let me think. Oh, I know.

85
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Um, there's that one, uh, video, you
know, where they're like, uh, you know,

86
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Cutt stealing, and, um, that one girl,
and she's like, you know, stuffing fruit

87
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and stuff down her shirt.

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I don't want to do her.

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Uh, that's a dude dressed up like a
girl, Beaver.

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That doesn't count.

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Oh.

92
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Well, let me see.

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Wilson Phillips.

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Oh, no.

95
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I guess I knew her.

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Oh,

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no.

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Boy,

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maybe you're right.

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I just want to make love with all the
women of the world.

101
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Yeah.

102
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Me too.

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